this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
It’s literally just a picture relax
Never be afraid to wear all the bright colors you want. You do not have to stick to the purples, dark blues & blacks because they’re more “suitable” for your dark skin, and bright colors make your dark skin “stand out” too much.
Wear the all the neons, pinks, yellows, bright red, white and anything else you want because your dark skin is beautiful and should flaunt it all you want.
imagine how many people would identify as bisexual if there wasn’t such a huge misunderstanding of what bisexuality actually means
strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing
no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:
Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life.
What I need is another dose of heavy rainfall at 3pm, I need my hours to last longer, I need an extra container for my thoughts, and I need a fire in my heart.
My mom is so mean to me
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.
the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference